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Archive for September, 2006

WEEEEooooWEEEEoooo! Boner Police!

I overheard this woman — an eighth grade teacher — talking about nude beaches. She works with a guy from Costa Rica who was telling her that at the nude beaches in his country, “they” hand out pills to men so that there won’t be any accidental erections. She was wondering if this was true.
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I could be so rich.

If I owned a furniture store, I’d hire Public Enemy for an ad campaign called “Welcome to the Comfort Dome.”