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new slang for you.


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a terrible metaphor.


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from redsox.com…
For the seventh consecutive season, Manny Ramirez will man the Green Monster and serve as a meaty anchor in the middle of the Boston batting order.
Of course, there’s the eeeeew factor, which is huge. But also, nautically speaking, I don’t think a meaty anchor would work well. The fish would nibble it and you’d […]

apparently, vaginal canals can be different lengths.


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I do not believe, however, that doctors describe them as being either a “Bert” or an “Ernie.”

A rad theory.


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Millions of years ago, as a defense mechanism to ward off predators, children evolved the ability to be really really annoying.

The boys of today will make terrible lovers.


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You guys ever masturbate?
It’s really really easy these days! I can just turn on my computer, type “vaginas” into Word Perfect, and I’m ready.
But back when I started working on mah bird, all there was was HBO. And back before The Sopranos, even back before First and Ten, all HBO had on at night were […]

Living well is the best revenge.


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Second best: dig a hole and cover it with banana leaves. Tiger trap!